What is up people! BlackStar here! It is just after noon on this Thursday on the East Coast. Welcome to the BlackStar Anime Review. This week, I'll be reviewing...Axum, I hate you, I hate you, I HATE YOU!
This anime that you should me. What in God's name were you thinking?!
You said you wanted an anime that you could bag on. Here you go!
But their poor spines!
Suck it up and deal with it!
*Sigh.* Guys, prepare for some fanservice.
This is Densuke, a weak, spineless nobody that just happens to get accepted into one of the most prestigious schools in Japan. What is the name of this school? We're literally never told. Anyway, he's one his way to school, along with all the other students. He runs into his future love of his life, known as Chiharu. (None of the characters have last names for some reason.)
Oh, I'm sorry. I meant to say that he runs into HER BREAST, which consist of 75% of her entire body. Now, you're probably wondering "How does this happen?" He slips on a banana. Yeah. A banana.
Right on cue, in flies Kirika on her GIANT ROBOT MECH SUIT. She's president of the Eiken Club and she has come to recruit Densuke into the club. Without his permission, she grabs him and flies back to who-knows-where and makes him sign his soul over to the club. Now, what is the Eiken club and why do they want him?
NOBODY KNOWS! 8D WE ARE LITERALLY NEVER TOLD THE ENTIRE SERIES!
Right after this, they roll the title sequence. I'll just leave you guys a minute or so to watch this.
That is the title sequence. You know what, I'm just going to stop using color code for this because I know that Axum isn't going to help. Do you see why I was stressed out last month? When I watched this one part. I was all like
After that eye sore, we're introduced to Komeo, the cook for the club. I want to you take a long look at that picture. What if I told you that SHE WAS IN THE 6TH GRADE. Yes. You may now leave the area from this stupidity.
She makes my girlfriend look concave in comparison, and that's not a good thing!
Okay. That's enough with the characters. Now then, when the school starts, the school also begins the Summer Games. Not even an introduction. It' just..Stars.
OKAY! I'M DONE! TIME FOR THE EVALUATION!
ANIMATION: The animation is terrible! The lip flap doesn't even come close to matching the words!
Plot: There is none! It's just ecchi and fan service mixed with Sexual Jokes over and over.
Characters: NO! JUST NO!
Relationship: Nothing! There's nothing for this!
With all of these elements taken at hand, the overall grade for Eiken is...
0/10 F FOR WHAT IN GOD'S F@%#ING SAKE IS THIS SH!T?!
That's it. I'm done. NEVER AGAIN WILL I WATCH THIS! This is BlackStar, logging off.